There’s a lot of people out there talking trash about Joe Biden, and if they don’t stop it, Joe is going to have to set them straight. Joe chose a life in politics over a career in professional wrestling, but he hasn’t lost his edge. Joe is ready to take on any challenger, anywhere, at any time.
How Tough Is Joe Biden?
- Joe Biden is surrounded by a team of body guards – Not to protect Joe Biden, but to protect any fool who would try to tussle with him.
- When Joe Biden is in a bull fight, the bull runs in the other direction.
- One time Joe Biden competed in a tractor pull. The tractor lost.
- Joe Biden doesn’t watch out for falling rocks. Falling rocks watch out for Joe Biden.
- Joe Biden needs two hands to change a car tire. He uses one hand to lift the car.
The rest of these quotes were stolen from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was too afraid to say anything.
- Jesus can walk on water, but Joe Biden can swim through dry land.
- Joe Biden does not sleep. Joe Biden waits.
- Joe Biden can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.
- Joe Biden doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Joe Biden.
- Joe Biden uses a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Joe Biden.
- Joe Biden has his own line at the DMV.