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How tough is Joe Biden? He’s so tough that…

There’s a lot of people out there talking trash about Joe Biden, and if they don’t stop it, Joe is going to have to set them straight. Joe chose a life in politics over a career in professional wrestling, but he hasn’t lost his edge. Joe is ready to take on any challenger, anywhere, at any time.

If you Google search “Joe Biden getting his ass kicked,” you will get zero results as shown below from a search on 6 Apr 2020. [Try It]

How Tough Is Joe Biden?

  • Joe Biden is surrounded by a team of body guards – Not to protect Joe Biden, but to protect any fool who would try to tussle with him.
  • When Joe Biden is in a bull fight, the bull runs in the other direction.
  • One time Joe Biden competed in a tractor pull. The tractor lost.
  • Joe Biden doesn’t watch out for falling rocks. Falling rocks watch out for Joe Biden.
  • Joe Biden needs two hands to change a car tire. He uses one hand to lift the car.

The rest of these quotes were stolen from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was too afraid to say anything.

  • Jesus can walk on water, but Joe Biden can swim through dry land.
  • Joe Biden does not sleep. Joe Biden waits.
  • Joe Biden can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.
  • Joe Biden doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  • When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Joe Biden.
  • Joe Biden uses a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Joe Biden.
  • Joe Biden has his own line at the DMV.

By Greg Johnson

Greg Johnson is a freelance writer and tech consultant in Iowa City. He is also the founder and Director of the ResourcesForLife.com website. Learn more at AboutGregJohnson.com

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